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Monday, October 09, 2006

Ntimama & Sukunli: Who is the smarter one?


Age and experience do have their advantages as u will discover with this little tale..........

Ntimama, Sunkuli, Debra Senaipei and Wangari Maathai are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Ntimama are sitting there looking perplexed. Sunkuli is bent over holding his face, which is sore from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Maathai is thinking:

"This Sunkuli is crazy after Debra. He must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Debra is thinking:

"Sunkuli must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Maathai instead and got slapped."

Sunkuli is thinking:

"Damn it, Ntimama must have tried to kiss Maathai, she thought it was me and slapped me."

Ntimama is thinking:

"If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Sunkuli again....

7 Comments:

  • Lol, that was a nice one. I read through some of your blog items and i have to admit your writing style is beautiful. I liked the way your express yourself. Wish you well and God bless you and keep you.

    By Blogger Mambo12321, At 7:23 PM  

  • thanks for the comment on IN AN AFRICAN MINUTE.

    I love your writing on hip hop, and def always lookin for a good jam

    peace from k'la

    josh

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 8:43 AM  

  • Its been a while since i visited ur blog.
    That ws really funny...lol.......
    How'z ur music collection now? u must hv reached 8000 ama?

    N who's the best hiphop DJ? Do tell.

    By Blogger Unyc, At 3:01 PM  

  • tu deadly. heard it before though, but your writing is also off the hook.

    By Blogger modoathii, At 11:08 AM  

  • Aiyaiyai! Thumbs up man! Love your technique...made me sweat!

    By Blogger bantutu, At 9:58 AM  

  • cn u blog? tumengoja kwa hamu.......

    By Blogger Unyc, At 12:53 PM  

  • Am still laughin! I have 2 forward this to my pals!U are a genious!!

    By Blogger Klara, At 3:05 PM  

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